McSlap
Smack your MacBook. It yells back.
Yep, that's literally the whole thing. And it's glorious.
One-time purchase · No subscriptions · macOS 14.6+ · M1 Pro+
Social proof
McSlap blew up. Literally everywhere.
Heard on hundreds of radio shows, all over Instagram, TikTok, and X. Millions of views. Thousands of happy slappers. And countless bewildered MacBooks.
The viral video that started it all
From 0 to everywhere in 2 days
How it works
Your laptop has feelings now
McSlap turns your MacBook's built-in accelerometer into a drama machine.
Lives in your menu bar
Zero UI clutter. McSlap sits silently in the menu bar until you need it — or until your MacBook needs to express itself.
Force-sensitive reactions
Light tap? Mild annoyance. Full palm slam? Absolute meltdown. Volume scales with impact force using your MacBook's accelerometer.
6 voice packs + custom
From Latina Queen to CS 1.6 bots — pick your personality. Or upload your own sounds for a truly custom reaction.
Voice Packs
Six moods of protest
Unique sound clips across 6 voice packs. Your open-plan office will have questions.
Latina Queen
Fierce and fabulous reactions.
Japanese Waifu
Kawaii protests only.
Alejandro
Passionate Spanish flair.
CS 1.6 AMX MOD Male
Classic gaming nostalgia.
CS 1.6 AMX MOD Female
Retro gaming vibes.
Your Own Custom Sound!
Add your own audio clips.
Controls
Dial in your slap
Adjust the detection threshold so McSlap ignores gentle taps but screams on contact.
Pricing
$6.99Cheaper than your morning latte.
Way more entertaining than doom scrolling.
- One-time payment — no subscription ever
- 6 voice packs included (Latina Queen, Waifu, Alejandro…)
- Custom sound pack support
- Adjustable slap sensitivity
- Silent menu bar app — zero UI clutter
- macOS 14.6+ · M1 Pro+ MacBook
Requires M1 Pro+ MacBook · macOS 14.6 Sonoma or later
FAQ
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